Madame Duvet!!!!!

Well last night after a long day (well half day for some) the AKOE team decided to go with friends and enjoy a quiet meal. It was ever so civilised that we all decided to give the Euroclub a miss and recharge our batteries. We all went our separate ways so myself and a few others thought we would give one of the local bars a shot for a quick drink before bed. What an experience this turned into. Within minutes of purchasing our beers and sitting down in a little booth it became aparent that this was no ordinary bar. There were young ladies sitting around pouting and preening themselves. On the dance floor ladies were dancing with themselves into a mirrorred wall and slowly but surly closing in around me and my 3 male escorts - particularly bad choice of phrase i realise. Every so often a young man would join the dancefloor for a dance then leave after jiggling his bits in the mirrorred wall. Yes we had walked into the local knocking shop!!!!!! It was hilarious. The brothel mam kept coming over to empty our empty ashtray - im sure she was waiting for Paul, Garrett or John to get the man nuts (sorry manats) out.!!! I don't know whether i was more shocked at the situation or gutted that no one tried to buy me lol